I’d love to punch you right now but the prime directive clearly states that primitive species should not be interfered with until they reach a certain level of maturity in their evolutionary tree.
Did you just burn someone in Vulcan?
No, they burned them with Federation Law.
Draco/Hermione/Krum - requested by diarycrux
"I expected better of Gryffindor’s perfect princess," scoffed Draco.
"Quiet, you idiot. We both know who my real date is."
"Yes, but no one else knows. And my pride is a bit bruised, Granger. Watching Krum manhandle you like a prized little snitch.”
"Malfoy," Hermione hissed. "You know the entire wizarding world would fall apart if they knew we were in a cupboard together."
"Bloody hell we are in a cupboard. Maybe this is why Potter is so broody all the time, it is pretty miserable in here.”
"Hey! We had to celebrate the Yule Ball somehow."
Draco sneered, “No worries, Granger. Potter never got to snog a pretty girl in his cupboard. That much I’m sure of.”
Hermione blushed…and much to her own alarm, she smiled.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.